Only in da opis

Murmurs Mumblings - My Thoughts conversation with myself, rants, and more mumblings Only in da opis

Scenarios that will make you realize you spend too much time in the office

Scenario 1:On a memo:

“meeting tomorrow. Please be Punctured.”

Scenario 2:
EvilColleague: Wah! I have two deadlines at the end of the month!!
AoiSoba: Oh that’s good! Now you have time to review your benefits on your OT policies

Scenario 3:
Aoisoba is walking with a smirk on her face
CluelessGuard: Oh, happy day?

*wapak!*

Scenario 4:
EvilColleague: Aoisoba, EvilUser is still logged in the system…shall we kill her?
AoiSoba: Hmmm…yeah why not try lacing her drink with arsenic first…

Scenario 5:EvilColleague: Wouldn’t it be nice to have your partner in the same company as yours>
Aoisoba: *Blink..blink*
EvilColleague: Everything is dark, with only light from the monitor and you can only hear the soft tapping on the keyboard…
Aoisoba: uh huh, and enjoying the ‘perfect view of the monitor’

Scenario 6:
Aoisoba: *esep*esep*type*type*
EvilColleague: (out of the blue) Arrgh! Aoisoba! Am not getting any younger!!! I am wasting my life here!! Why do I have to learn things in a difficult way?!!
Aoisoba: (insert evil laugh here)… *type*type*type*


Scenario 7:
While trying to stand up from the seat
AoiSoba: Ouch ! Ouch! Ouch! Back Hurts dammit! (add more expletives here)