Murmurs Mumblings - My Thoughts conversation with myself, rants, and more mumblings All Apologies |
A few weeks ago, me and my friends were hanging out on a pub when suddenly 3 drunk men started doing weird dancing and leering on the floor.
Friend M realized that she and the men are of same nationality.
She gasped, turned to us and said:
"I'm so sorry! I really don't know why men from my country are really ugly."
After i blinked a few times, "Apologies accepted. It's not your fault that your country is part of the square centimetre where the density of cute is really low or totally negligible"
:P